I'm hurt... you think I'd pull a cruel trick on you while you're such a state?

No. I'm just shirtless and dripping with a combination of water and sweat. Hopefully one cancels out the other because I haven't had a chance to shower before I was so rudely interrupted from my afternoon nap. Fortunately for you I don't sweat all that much.

[ Aaaand he's done. He flings the coffin open and holds his hand out to Diluc. ]

Your savior has arrived~.