...what a weird cake. But if weird cake what bird want, then weird cake what bird get.
[ he hands a bag full of jelly beans none too different from bertie botts every flavor beans... except these come accompanied with fun ( temporary ) status effects*. ] Take these. Have two people snack on these with you. They taste good, but they have side effects. Don't worry... they're temporary.
[ *side effects include: animal ears/tails, constantly shed glitter, grow or shrink a foot, lose sense of balance, gain audience response for everyday interactions, can only tell truth or tell lies, or gain a new phobia. ]
Re: 🔗 WRATH
[ he hands a bag full of jelly beans none too different from bertie botts every flavor beans... except these come accompanied with fun ( temporary ) status effects*. ] Take these. Have two people snack on these with you. They taste good, but they have side effects. Don't worry... they're temporary.
[ *side effects include: animal ears/tails, constantly shed glitter, grow or shrink a foot, lose sense of balance, gain audience response for everyday interactions, can only tell truth or tell lies, or gain a new phobia. ]