[ i wrote the same thing to gerba, but because our collective brain juices have run out, so once you complete the burden if you don't mind writing it up and submitting the upgrade we can approve it no problem. it gives you the freedom to basically do whatever you like anyway. hope that's alright orz ]

A bedroom upgrade, huh? [ envy clasps her claws together. she's not going to hold back, kaeya, i hope you know that. ] It's at times like these that I'm kind of glad there's no more team housing... since now I no longer have to listen to you people boink. Anyway, if you want your upgrade, then you're going to have to see if you can't get your hubby to drink this. [ she produces a heart shaped potion bottle. ] A small taste is all you need. [ if kaeya feels like leaving it out for others to accidentally drink that's fine too. ] It'll make him prone to getting into shenanigans, ...shenanigans his 'knight in shining armor' will have to constantly save him from.

[ just random silly things will keep happening to whoever drinks the potion. they'll basically become a constant damsel in distress. ]