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WHO: Everybody
WHEN: Day 78, Post Game.
WHERE: @ Fallout Shelter ( for the winners ) & south of Twilight Lake, 6ft under ( for the losers )

WHAT:

[ Team ❤️ ( Jill, Ciaccona, Megumi, Monika ) & Team ♦️ ( Lyney, Mydei, Kaveh, Ratio ) & Team ♣️ ( Diluc, Jing Yuan, Lahabrea, Vil ) will all come to in a claustrophobic coffin six feet underground in the field that all of this craziness started in. you're still suffering from the hallucinations, paranoia, & honesty! which should definitely be a good time for somebody trapped in a wooden box. as for the necrosis, well, that seems to have taken care of itself... but once you're able to move and inspect yourself some more you'll find that you've got shrapnel from the collapsing bunker lodged in you. nothing fatal, but it's definitely painful and very likely bleeding. it can *only* be removed *with help*. you can't remove the pieces on your own. ]

[ Team ♠️ ( Brant, Aventurine, Castorice, Jayce ) & EVERYBODY ELSE will get a text message once the game ends with the coordinates of the woods that your friends are currently buried in. a follow-up simply says bring a shovel. this is probably confusing to those who didn't participate, but they'll find out what's what soon enough. ]

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[ Flutters his eyelashes. ]

Nothing I wouldn't normally.

Hmm. [ They're finally at the apartment... which is when the floor turns into intestines again for Diluc. He shuts his eyes. ] Ugh.

Still no good? Maybe it's time for a lobotomy.

[ He's joking. ]

Come here...

[ Takes his hand and squeeze it again. ]

Any idea what triggers it?

Were you hanging out with Dottore again?

[ He knows, but he's still annoyed, not at Kaeya but at the situation. When he takes steps in Kaeya's direction, still not opening his eyes, there's disgusting squish noises again. ]

I don't believe it's anything specific that triggers the gore. Just happening, some of the others had it constantly.

Ew, no. What do you take me for?

Maybe we should just find somewhere to keep you stationary. That way you don't have to... walk through gore and whatever else. Or... stimulate your senses in other ways.

And how would we do that?

...Anything to stimulate your senses.

Smell, touch, hearing. It's just easier to keep you off your feet since you seem to be stepping on bad things.

We could light that candle, I suppose. There's the music device we have too.

But which candle?

[ He knows what he's doing now. ]

[ He frowns. ] ...whichever one is the strongest. [ ~~Please do not be the dick candle.~~ ]

...It's the same candle in different shapes.

I'll be keeping my eyes closed so just... use the... [ Ugh. ] Use the phallic shaped one, sooner it burns away the better.

I don't know why it bothers you so much. It isn't as though you're not used to seeing one~.

Because it's not an appropriate or tasteful shape for a candle.

...Who deems what shapes are and aren't appropriate for a candle? Most candles are usually vaguely phallic-shaped to start, anyway.

Really? If that's so, you would have no issue gifting a similarly shaped candle to Adelinde then?

...I wasn't trying to-- she's not-- that's a completely different dynamic, Diluc.

Hmm, almost like I was correct about there being appropriate and tasteful candle shapes, yes?

No, because it was exactly the appropriate shape I had in mind for you.

That is not what you were arguing and you know it. [ He starts stomping off to their apartment. ] Let's just light the damned candle already before I get hit with another wave.

Huh? Hey, don't go too far by yourself!

[ He hurries after him. ]

You said it wasn't an appropriate shape, then mentioned Adelinde of all people, then I explained that it was just the right shape because it was a gift specifically for you.

Of course I'd never get Adelinde a gift like that. Gifts are chosen specifically with a person in mind, usually.

Edited 2025-07-03 02:23 (UTC)

You asked "who deemed what shapes are and aren't appropriate for a candle" implying that you were talking about societal values. You didn't mention anything about it being appropriate for certain people or relationships until after the fact. [ He did stop, to wait for Kaeya. ] You then implied most candles were shaped like dicks anyway so what did it matter.

You're also ignoring that Adelinde would scold you for gifting me this type of candle anyway, regardless of our relationship and that it was specifically for me.

Well... I'm mentioning it now.

[ Snorts. ]

Adelinde would scold us for 90% of the things we've done, don't act like that's my greatest sin.

She certainly would but that's not what we're talking about. To your "point" [ yes, he does do the quotation hand gesture ], when the person being gifted said candle thinks it's inappropriate, regardless of the relationship, then it's inappropriate.

And clearly you don't understand the idea of a gag gift.

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