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[mwmtechs]

WHO: Everybody
WHEN: Day 78, Post Game.
WHERE: @ Fallout Shelter ( for the winners ) & south of Twilight Lake, 6ft under ( for the losers )

WHAT:

[ Team ❤️ ( Jill, Ciaccona, Megumi, Monika ) & Team ♦️ ( Lyney, Mydei, Kaveh, Ratio ) & Team ♣️ ( Diluc, Jing Yuan, Lahabrea, Vil ) will all come to in a claustrophobic coffin six feet underground in the field that all of this craziness started in. you're still suffering from the hallucinations, paranoia, & honesty! which should definitely be a good time for somebody trapped in a wooden box. as for the necrosis, well, that seems to have taken care of itself... but once you're able to move and inspect yourself some more you'll find that you've got shrapnel from the collapsing bunker lodged in you. nothing fatal, but it's definitely painful and very likely bleeding. it can *only* be removed *with help*. you can't remove the pieces on your own. ]

[ Team ♠️ ( Brant, Aventurine, Castorice, Jayce ) & EVERYBODY ELSE will get a text message once the game ends with the coordinates of the woods that your friends are currently buried in. a follow-up simply says bring a shovel. this is probably confusing to those who didn't participate, but they'll find out what's what soon enough. ]

Comments

Re: (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

Hmm. Not sure... we're both long past purity and virtue, but dressing up is all about pretend, right? Maybe a pure white wedding dress.

You always did look dashing in white.

[ Yoink. There goes another one. ]

Just need to make sure you don't bleed all over it.

Re: (2/2)

[corardere]

A wedding... you're ridiculous. There's no way they even have that in the clothing store. [ He winces at the removal but doesn't make noise. ] It's not like I purposefully try to get injured this badly.

Re: (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

Hmm, you're right... perhaps we'll just have to make due with a white corset, garters, stockings, and undergarments. What else do they wear during weddings?

[ He runs his fingers along the wounds, looking for another piece that he can easily pry free. He finds one and wiggles it free. ]

Oh, right... a veil.

Re: (2/2)

[corardere]

With all this thought, might as well just ask for the dress through a burden. [ There is the smallest flush to his face. ]

Re: (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

But what if I wanted it to be a surprise?

Why, Diluc, I can't help but think you're just about as eager about this as I am. Is it a thing for you?

Re: (2/2)

[corardere]

You want me to surprise you by wearing a wedding dress?

What makes you think that? You're the one who has all the details planned out it seems.

Re: (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

There's this funny little word called 'no.' You had several chances to object, and yet...

[ Pulls out yet another piece. ]

Nothing. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were eager to play the role of housewife who does everything and anything to keep her husband is happy. Although...

[ A pause as he runs his fingers along Diluc's body, searching for other pieces that will be easy to dislodge. ]

...with the mention of 'maid' perhaps you'd be more content to play the mistress who ruins it all.

[ Gasps. His fingers find their way to another piece of shrapnel, which he once again pulls out with the next set of words. ]

How scandalous.

Re: (2/2)

[corardere]

So I shouldn't inquire about what you're interested in doing? [ Still not a no. ]

With how much we argue I confidently can say that this housewife scenario would never happen. [ Shivering as Kaeya's fingers trace his body, Diluc shakes his head. ] And I certainly wouldn't be any mistress. I'd make you divorce before anything happened.

Re: (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

...I didn't say that. That still wasn't a 'no,' either.

[ Pouts at him. ]

You're no fun. You suck the fun out of everything. You're a fun sucker. These were all hypothetical scenarios. It's not like you were actually wrecking a home.

[ Plucks another piece with the word 'actually.' ]

nsfw???

[corardere]

Right. My apologies.

[ He rolls his eyes. ] Yes, I'm sure you imagined a different kind of sucking with this housewife scenario. Just a look from my dear husband and I'd know to drop to my knees, correct? [ A wince from the shrapnel. ] Or the other one? I'd bend over to clean something knowing it'd tempt you away from your lawfully wedded partner?

Re: nsfw??? (1/2)

[mendaciolum]

. . .

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

...are you trying to rile me up? You can't just say things like that.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

You were alluding to fucking me in a wedding dress--mentioning garters and undergarments and corsets--how is this any different?

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

Because it's ME, not you!

You're supposed to say something like... "you're insatiable" and proceed to give me a look that would burn like the wrath of a thousand suns.

I really have corrupted you. Oh, my poor, sweet, precious Diluc. I've turned you into a perverted degenerate...

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

Corrupted me? [ He rolls his eyes again and crosses his arms. ] Hardly, I've heard this kind of talk in the barracks--as you know--and on my travels.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

[ Lets out a disappointed sigh and shakes his head. ]

...It isn't at all the same when it comes directly out of your mouth.

[ He looks him over. ]

I think that's everything in the way of larger pieces. We'll get the others when we had home. Are you sure you're feeling alright? It seems like there's more than enough people helping out.

Wouldn't want too many cooks in the proverbial kitchen, you know.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

I'm sure you want something else in my mouth. [ Diluc mutters before he looks around. Maybe he'll come back to help later, as Kaeya said before, he doesn't have a shovel. ] I suppose you are right...

[ Plus with the punishments from the game, it could end badly if his paranoia gets the better of him. ]

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

Right. Excuse me--

[ He skips -- the grown man actually skips back over to the hole Diluc came out of and picks up his discarded shirt and vest and drapes them over his arm. They're covered in dirt now and he would rather not put them on anymore. He wipes his forehead with his forearm and sighs. It's hot. ]

Let's go... I'll take care of the rest of your wounds at home and we can... I don't know, do something else. Maybe find a salve for the inevitable aches and pains I'm going to experience come tomorrow.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

[ Stares at the muscles of Kaeya's back--hoping another round of hallucinations don't start up so he can't enjoy this for a bit. Thankfully he gets lucky. Standing up, Diluc does his best to wipe off the dirt from his clothes. ] We may need to stop at the store for something like that. Unless you've restocked without my knowledge.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

...

[ Right. He folds his arms. Sighs. He really doesn't feel like going to the store in his current state and he doubts Diluc does either. ]

...pain medication will have to suffice for now.

[ He rubs his own shoulder and lets out a groan that sounds suspiciously like a suppressed whine. ]

Let's just go home so I can take a shower. I feel disgusting. I'm covered in dirt, sweat, and who knows what else... no offense.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

[ ... Godsdamnit. ]

I did my best to win and not die. The soot isn't even from me, it was one of my teammates that started a fire in the bunker.

[ He turns to go, he needs to stop looking at Kaeya's naked chest or he'll want to do something... unpolite for public. Thankfully, but not really, when he take a step there is a distinctive and disgusting squish. All in his head, he knows, but even with shutting his eyes immediately he still sees enough of the gore that he gags. ]

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

...I'm not blaming you. After having experienced the downsides of one of those games first hand I can see how out of your hands they can be...

[ He sidles up beside him and takes his hand, giving it a very light squeeze because he knows whatever it is Diluc just hallucinated wasn't pleasant and he can't really do anything about it, certainly not when the hallucinations are centered on him. ]

Stay with me -- who started a fire and why?

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[corardere]

Lahabrea, and I believe it was in reaction to the increasing punishments we were getting for losing health points. He didn't mean to do so on purpose, so he said. [ He squeezes Kaeya's hand back, glad that he has him. When he dares to peak his eyes open the forest floor has returned to normal and is no longer a congealed mess of flesh, blood, and organs. ]

Let's go, quickly, before another wave hits.

Re: nsfw??? (2/2)

[mendaciolum]

[ He walks alongside him rather than in front or behind him. Maybe it'll be easier for Diluc if he stays out of his field of vision. ]

...Well, your team should be glad you weren't the one to lose it. I don't think they'd have been able to bring you back from such a state.

I doubt I could, either.

[corardere]

They probably would not be able to bring me back but I do believe some of them would have been strong enough to stop me. Most likely a semi-permanent solution but I wouldn't blame them. [ He strokes Kaeya's knuckles with his thumb. ] You may have, you're helping now. I know that what I'm seeing isn't real... or at least the sudden macabre.